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policecodeforzombieontheloose:

buzzfeedgeeky:

Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"

Source: buzzfeedgeeky

elizabitchtaylor:

where do i sign up

elizabitchtaylor:

where do i sign up

Source: k4nt

alohandro:

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cexting:

the most inspirational tweet of our generation

cexting:

the most inspirational tweet of our generation

Source: cexting

coagulates:

Drink water everyday and don’t let boys be mean to you

Source: coagulates

sonira:

calliedope:

I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO REMOVE MY ROLLER SKATES EVERYTHING IS VERY FAST AND I AM VERY AFRAID

Source: chibiliker

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

Source: moraniarty

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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Source: ranells

sedusable:

Sometimes I think you love me. Sometimes I think you like me. Other times, I think I’m nobody to you. Yeah, this sucks.

Source: unheat

I’m slowly unlearning how to english

Source: holographicjudiverse

I am fucking insane but my intentions are gold and my heart is pure.
— (via iridicat)

Source: lovel-ylesbian

sulfuring:

how to write poetry like a white person

  • cigarettes
  • the taste of you
  • drowning
  • save me
  • no wait save yourself
  • cigarettes
  • !!

make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter

Source: slippier

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

Source: sexioto

It’s horrible when your heart is somewhere your body is not.

— Joe Lunn  (via thenocturnals)

Source: iceages

Source: tymothius